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Old February 25th 07, 01:36 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Lynne
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my daughter and I took Roxy to her training class this morning. It was a
good time for us, in part because it's a longish drive and we really talk.
So on the way home she told me that when she moves out she's taking all the
animals with her.

I said, "over my dead body."

She said, "okay!"

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Old February 25th 07, 01:39 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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On Sat, 24 Feb 2007 19:36:53 -0600, Lynne
wrote:

my daughter and I took Roxy to her training class this morning. It was a
good time for us, in part because it's a longish drive and we really talk.
So on the way home she told me that when she moves out she's taking all the
animals with her.

I said, "over my dead body."

She said, "okay!"


Maybe it's time to "roll" your daughter?

Heh.

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Old February 25th 07, 02:02 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Lynne
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on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:51:20 GMT, montana wildhack
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On 2007-02-24 20:39:43 -0500, Handsome Jack Morrison
said:

Maybe it's time to "roll" your daughter?

Heh.


I was thinking sit on her and growl.


Can I do both? What about a prong collar? Or a MUZZLE!

In reality, she cracks me up.

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Old February 25th 07, 02:06 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Handsome Jack Morrison
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On Sat, 24 Feb 2007 20:51:20 -0500, montana wildhack
wrote:

On 2007-02-24 20:39:43 -0500, Handsome Jack Morrison
said:

Maybe it's time to "roll" your daughter?

Heh.


I was thinking sit on her and growl.


I feel compelled to post this warning:

"Do not attempt these techniques without the help of a professional!"

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Handsome Jack Morrison

"Global Warming Solution Known as ‘Carbon Credits’ Collapses!" Aw, too freakin' bad:
http://newsbusters.org/node/10989
Iraq in Fragments. A must see movie (and simply amazing cinematography):
http://www.apple.com/trailers/indepe...nfragments/hd/
Don't mess with old farts!
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/02/22/D8NF5DGG1.html
Obamination?
http://howardwasright.com/index.php/site/more/458/
The perfect island for Mel Shore!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070222/...en_island_dc_1
John Murtha: Capo di tutti capi!
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=19531
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Old February 25th 07, 02:21 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Lynne
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on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:06:08 GMT, Handsome Jack Morrison
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I feel compelled to post this warning:

"Do not attempt these techniques without the help of a professional!"


"Professionals" in Kentucky recommend this:

http://www.fototime.com/F6D4DD34869D1ED/standard.jpg

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Lynne
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Old February 25th 07, 02:32 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Handsome Jack Morrison
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On Sat, 24 Feb 2007 20:21:38 -0600, Lynne
wrote:

on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:06:08 GMT, Handsome Jack Morrison
wrote:

I feel compelled to post this warning:

"Do not attempt these techniques without the help of a professional!"


"Professionals" in Kentucky recommend this:

http://www.fototime.com/F6D4DD34869D1ED/standard.jpg


Heh.

Works for me!

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Handsome Jack Morrison

"Global Warming Solution Known as ‘Carbon Credits’ Collapses!" Aw, too freakin' bad:
http://newsbusters.org/node/10989
Iraq in Fragments. A must see movie (and simply amazing cinematography):
http://www.apple.com/trailers/indepe...nfragments/hd/
Don't mess with old farts!
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/02/22/D8NF5DGG1.html
Obamination?
http://howardwasright.com/index.php/site/more/458/
The perfect island for Mel Shore!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070222/...en_island_dc_1
John Murtha: Capo di tutti capi!
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=19531
 




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