Why can scrounging dogs walk around naked, whereas I, an honest tax
paying citizen, get arrested when I do likewise?

Who can I sue?

"Eliot Whinterton-Harpe" wrote:
Why can scrounging dogs walk around naked, whereas I, an honest tax paying
citizen, get arrested when I do likewise?

Who can I sue?

That's easy, your local dog warden. Let us know how you get on.

On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:18:13 +0000, Eliot Whinterton-Harpe
wrote:

Why can scrounging dogs walk around naked, whereas I, an honest tax
paying citizen, get arrested when I do likewise?


Because the police do not know the law wrt nudity.

There is actually no law preventing non-sexual nudity in public places
in the UK.
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On 12 Mar, 09:37, Alex Heney wrote:
On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:18:13 +0000, Eliot Whinterton-Harpe

wrote:
Why can scrounging dogs walk around naked, whereas I, an honest tax
paying citizen, get arrested when I do likewise?

Because the police do not know the law wrt nudity.

There is actually no law preventing non-sexual nudity in public places
in the UK.

Don't Scotland have a law with respect to that. IIRC the "Naked
rambler" got into a lot of bother there ?

On 12 Mar 2007 03:27:01 -0700, "Jethro" wrote:

On 12 Mar, 09:37, Alex Heney wrote:
On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:18:13 +0000, Eliot Whinterton-Harpe

wrote:
Why can scrounging dogs walk around naked, whereas I, an honest tax
paying citizen, get arrested when I do likewise?

Because the police do not know the law wrt nudity.

There is actually no law preventing non-sexual nudity in public places
in the UK.

Don't Scotland have a law with respect to that. IIRC the "Naked
rambler" got into a lot of bother there ?

The laws on Breach of the Peace are somewhat different there, so that
people can be done for it without any member of the public actually
taking offence at what h is doing.

He still wasn't done for specifically being naked, even in Scotland.
In England, he was arrested a few times, but was not convicted of
anything.
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Alex Heney, Global Villager
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"Alex Heney" wrote in message

There is actually no law preventing non-sexual nudity in public places
in the UK.

Dogs get away with sex in public places, too, though. Just goes to show that
we expect higher standards from humans than dogs. So unfair!



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Outdoor sex begins today.

On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:41:32 -0000, "GB"
wrote:

"Alex Heney" wrote in message

There is actually no law preventing non-sexual nudity in public places
in the UK.

Dogs get away with sex in public places, too, though. Just goes to show that
we expect higher standards from humans than dogs. So unfair!

Dogs can also lick their own genitalia (but that's not a legal issue).

"IanAl" wrote in message
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On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:41:32 -0000, "GB"
wrote:

"Alex Heney" wrote in message

There is actually no law preventing non-sexual nudity in public places
in the UK.

Dogs get away with sex in public places, too, though. Just goes to show
that
we expect higher standards from humans than dogs. So unfair!

Dogs can also lick their own genitalia (but that's not a legal issue).

There was a guy at school who could do self-fellatio. I never saw this, but
it was said to be so.

"GB" wrote:
There was a guy at school who could do self-fellatio. I never saw this,
but it was said to be so.

He sounds like a dick head.

On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 13:13:06 -0000, "GB"
wrote:

There was a guy at school who could do self-fellatio. I never saw this, but
it was said to be so.

I was once thinking of doing that, but I never got round to it.

--
Cynic