What's the deal with my dog's sudden interest in urinating on any new
floor in any new person's house we go to? It happened again yesterday.
Either there's a bright shiny puddle on the floor or a swank new
deposit instead. My dog has always been very well behaved and does not
do this at home and before each visit I take her out and about to do
this before we go inside.
Vital stats? My dog is female and 8 years old, spayed when less than 1
year old.
Oh yeah, also it is always the bathroom or directly in front of the
bathroom that she does this. I suppose I should be grateful, but
instead I'm mostly just weirded out.
Thanks in advance,
LD

On 21 Mar 2007 16:34:07 -0700, "Louis DeShite"
wrote:

What's the deal with my dog's sudden interest in urinating on any new
floor in any new person's house we go to? It happened again yesterday.
Either there's a bright shiny puddle on the floor or a swank new
deposit instead. My dog has always been very well behaved and does not
do this at home and before each visit I take her out and about to do
this before we go inside.

Can you bring the floor from your house along with you?

Say, a chunk about 40' X 40'?

That should do the trick, eh?

If not, maybe you should just keep a very close eye on your dog when
you're visiting your friends, yes?

Oh yeah, also it is always the bathroom or directly in front of the
bathroom that she does this.

That's probably because you're not there to see her there. You're
probably in the living room, doing something else. Like drinking a
few longnecks with your friends?

Don't let that happen!

Keep her on a leash, at your side, etc. Yes, at all times.

She hasn't generalized yet that she can't "go" inside of even your
friend's homes, either.

That will take some time. And a few hundred more longnecks.

I suppose I should be grateful, but
instead I'm mostly just weirded out.

Yes, you should be grateful that your friends haven't kicked your ass
yet!

Because that's what I'd do, if you kept allowing your dog to "go" in
my house.

Thanks in advance,

You're welcome!

Cheers!

Adios.

--
Handsome Jack Morrison

Gore's Global Warming Religion:
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=19927
Researchers Question Validity Of A 'Global Temperature':
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0315101129.htm
Liberal eco-preeners: Do as we say, not as we do!
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...599714,00.html
Lord Moncton challenges The Goracle to debate global warming!
http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/st...4548669&EDATE=
Mexifornia, Five Years Later.
http://www.city-journal.org/html/17_1_mexifornia.html
Danish scientist: Global warming is a myth.
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Science...-012154-7403r/
Scientists threatened with death for 'climate denial'!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../ngreen211.xml
The Great Global Warming Swindle - the video:
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?doc...global+warming
Why so much medical research is rot:
http://www.economist.com/science/dis...ory_id=8733754

On Mar 21, 7:52 pm, Handsome Jack Morrison
wrote:
On 21 Mar 2007 16:34:07 -0700, "Louis DeShite"

wrote:
What's the deal with my dog's sudden interest in urinating on any new
floor in any new person's house we go to? It happened again yesterday.
Either there's a bright shiny puddle on the floor or a swank new
deposit instead. My dog has always been very well behaved and does not
do this at home and before each visit I take her out and about to do
this before we go inside.

Can you bring the floor from your house along with you?

Say, a chunk about 40' X 40'?

That should do the trick, eh?

If not, maybe you should just keep a very close eye on your dog when
you're visiting your friends, yes?

Oh yeah, also it is always the bathroom or directly in front of the
bathroom that she does this.

That's probably because you're not there to see her there. You're
probably in the living room, doing something else. Like drinking a
few longnecks with your friends?

Don't let that happen!

Keep her on a leash, at your side, etc. Yes, at all times.

She hasn't generalized yet that she can't "go" inside of even your
friend's homes, either.

That will take some time. And a few hundred more longnecks.

I suppose I should be grateful, but
instead I'm mostly just weirded out.

Yes, you should be grateful that your friends haven't kicked your ass
yet!

Because that's what I'd do, if you kept allowing your dog to "go" in
my house.

Thanks in advance,

You're welcome!

Cheers!

Adios.

--
Handsome Jack Morrison

Gore's Global Warming Religion:http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=19927
Researchers Question Validity Of A 'Global Temperature':http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0315101129.htm
Liberal eco-preeners: Do as we say, not as we do!http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...599714,00.html
Lord Moncton challenges The Goracle to debate global warming!http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/st...TORY=/www/stor...
Mexifornia, Five Years Later.http://www.city-journal.org/html/17_1_mexifornia.html
Danish scientist: Global warming is a myth.http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Science...lobal_warming_...
Scientists threatened with death for 'climate denial'!http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...07/03/11/ngree...
The Great Global Warming Swindle - the video:http://video.google.ca/videoplay?doc...8831&q=bbc+cha...
Why so much medical research is rot:http://www.economist.com/science/dis...ory_id=8733754

Jack,
the thing is she was never like this before she could always be
trusted to go look around a new house and run right back to me and
never leave a little suprise for anyone. Ever. She is eight now, and
this is first time this has come up. I am wondering if there is
something up with her health?

PS My friends are all bewitched by her and they proclaim her
bumblebee/gumdrop sized poo smells like cinnamon buns.