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instilling fear in a sadistic dog
Hello all,
I solved the problem of that horrible dog after it made the big mistake of biting my Mum. I was looking round the local charity shop for some old CDs and things when I spotted an iron glove. I think it must have been an old theatrical prop or something rather than from a suit of armour. I paid five pounds for it and the next day when everyone had gone out I went into the kitchen where the dog was lying in its basket and whacked it in the face. It was really surprised, and even more surprised when it bit me that I wasn't the one yelping in fear. I grabbed onto its upper jam and squeezed real hard so it couldn't let go. Then I remembered something I read once about how a dog perspires through its tongue and how it's very sensitive. I decided to teach it a real lesson and still holding onto it I heated up a spoon on the gas stove until it was real hot. Then I took hold of it by the scruff of the neck with my other hand, and let go of its jaws. Then I picked up the spoon and would you believe it tried to bite it. I shoved the hot spoon right into its throat and boy did it scream in pain. It made an awful mess on the floor too. Wasn't so brave now was it? When I decided that I'd had enough I locked it in the garage where it couldn't get at any water. It yelped for over two hours. The past few days everytime I go near it it yelps and cowers. I don't think I'll have anymore trouble with this vicious hound but my Mum may have it put down. I tried kindness, but even the dumbest of animals understand pain. Including the two-legged kind. |
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Anyone ever notice how all the real wackos are from the UK?
wrote in message oups.com... snipped wet dream from a teen psychopath |
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On 29 Jul., 02:34, "buglady" wrote:
Anyone ever notice how all the real wackos are from the UK? wrote in message oups.com... snipped wet dream from a teen psychopath Mm, although I can't help suspecting that an American dog would have reacted the same way. Sal P.S. Translation for the hard of British: Please cut the stupidity. |
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