since I've had a dog that considered paper to be part of the four food
groups. And then he gives me the puppy dog eyes when I take it away. I
feel like the biggest meanie on the planet.

On the one hand, I'm finding out just how sloppy a housekeeper I am. On the
other, my floors are as close to spotless as they get. Anything that can be
considered food has been eagerly hoovered up.

Someone's currently busy digging a hole under my coffee table, trying to get
to a small bone that is just out of reach.

Suja