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Old January 31st 08, 05:08 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
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Default Werewolves accepted into Kennel Club

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Blame the owners NOT the werewolf!

The British Kennel Club has raised eyebrows in the Dog Showing world after
announcing that the Werewolf is finally going to be recognised as an
official dog breed, following years of campaigning from devoted Werewolf
lovers.

The large powerful wolf-like breed will compete at this year’s Crufts in
the ‘Utility’ section, alongside such traditional family favourites as the
Dalmation, the Schnauzer and the French Bulldog. As well as the popular
Flyball competition and the agility and obedience trials, competing dogs
will now also be marked on their ability to howl at the moon having
transformed from a human during a painful and horrific metamorphosis. Ben
Fogle, a long standing supporter of the controversial Werewolf breed
declared himself delighted with the decision; ‘Werewolves have long
suffered from a poor reputation based on exaggerated tabloid reports of
them savaging lone humans during the full moon, leaving them to join the
‘undead’ until the bloodline is broken. In fact they are just being
friendly, but people don’t know how to react to them.’

But the police have expressed concern that ‘Lycanthropes’ may now become a
‘status pet’ for drug dealers and gang leaders. Werewolves were not among
the proscribed breeds listed in the Dangerous Dogs Act, but fans of the
breed admit that this official recognition may make the werewolf popular
with those who do not have the time to train this ‘exuberant’ breed
properly. ‘People get a Werewolf puppy, not thinking about how big they get
when the moon is full and the blood lust must be sated’ said Ben Fogle.
‘But it is not fair to blame the dog if the pavement is littered with human
ribs and internal organs. It’s up to the owners to clear up after their
pet. Blame the owner, not the Werewolf!’
 




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