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Dogs and pizza
You know that you deal with dogs too much when:
1. The pizza guy comes up from the street and is obviously nervous about the dogs on the porch. You send them inside the house but the pizza guy is still hesitant. The first words out of your mouth is a high-pitched "It's OK, c'mon, c'mon." -- --Matt. Rocky's a Dog. |
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Rocky wrote: You know that you deal with dogs too much when: 1. The pizza guy comes up from the street and is obviously nervous about the dogs on the porch. You send them inside the house but the pizza guy is still hesitant. The first words out of your mouth is a high-pitched "It's OK, c'mon, c'mon." LOL! I hope you didn't try to offer him a biscuit next... -- Bright eyes/burning like fire, * * * * * | Kevin Michael Vail Bright eyes/how can you close and fail?* | How can the light that shone so brightly | . . . . . . . . . . Suddenly shine so pale?/Bright eyes* * * |* . . . . . . . . . |
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Kevin Michael Vail wrote:
LOL! I hope you didn't try to offer him a biscuit next... Or an ear rub. -- Shelly http://www.cat-sidh.net (the Mother Ship) http://esther.cat-sidh.net (Letters to Esther) |
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Shelly wrote:
Kevin Michael Vail wrote: LOL! I hope you didn't try to offer him a biscuit next... Or an ear rub. Actually, I kinda like the ear rub idea. --Lia |
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Shelly wrote:
Kevin Michael Vail wrote: LOL! I hope you didn't try to offer him a biscuit next... Or an ear rub. Or a butt-scritching. -- Mark Shaw (And Baron) moc TOD liamg TA wahsnm ================================================== ======================= "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a man and his dog." -Twain |
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Rocky wrote:
You know that you deal with dogs too much when: 1. The pizza guy comes up from the street and is obviously nervous about the dogs on the porch. You send them inside the house but the pizza guy is still hesitant. The first words out of your mouth is a high-pitched "It's OK, c'mon, c'mon." 2. When you're substitute teaching in a kindergarten class and you try to coax a shy child over by making kissy noises. |
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"Rocky" wrote in message ... You know that you deal with dogs too much when: 1. The pizza guy comes up from the street and is obviously nervous about the dogs on the porch. You send them inside the house but the pizza guy is still hesitant. The first words out of your mouth is a high-pitched "It's OK, c'mon, c'mon." -- --Matt. Rocky's a Dog. LOL, I noticed that after I had my first baby and spoke in one word commands. "Sit, No, Stop" I remember one day, sitting back and thinking, 'wait a minute, this doesn't sound *good* at all." ;-) I was young, just turned 19, with no role-model to follow. Luckily even I knew that didn't sound right. ;-) td |
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Kathleen said in
rec.pets.dogs.behavior: You know that you deal with dogs too much when: 1. The pizza guy comes up from the street and is obviously nervous about the dogs on the porch. You send them inside the house but the pizza guy is still hesitant. The first words out of your mouth is a high-pitched "It's OK, c'mon, c'mon." 2. When you're substitute teaching in a kindergarten class and you try to coax a shy child over by making kissy noises. 3. And then give that shy child a scratch behind the ears and a chin rub. "There's a good girl!" -- --Matt. Rocky's a Dog. |
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Rocky wrote:
Kathleen said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior: You know that you deal with dogs too much when: 1. The pizza guy comes up from the street and is obviously nervous about the dogs on the porch. You send them inside the house but the pizza guy is still hesitant. The first words out of your mouth is a high-pitched "It's OK, c'mon, c'mon." 2. When you're substitute teaching in a kindergarten class and you try to coax a shy child over by making kissy noises. 3. And then give that shy child a scratch behind the ears and a chin rub. "There's a good girl!" Unfortunately, given today's paranoid climate any physical contact is strongly discouraged. This means refraining from wearing Chanel No. 5 or chewing cinnamon gum. These aromatics are like catnip to kindergarteners, who will literally try to crawl onto your lap to sniff them. Similarly, during winter one should refrain from wearing soft fleecy 100 weight polartec tunics, which encourage face-rubbing hugs that leave crusty nose prints at about waist level. |
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"Kathleen" wrote in message ... Rocky wrote: Kathleen said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior: You know that you deal with dogs too much when: 1. The pizza guy comes up from the street and is obviously nervous about the dogs on the porch. You send them inside the house but the pizza guy is still hesitant. The first words out of your mouth is a high-pitched "It's OK, c'mon, c'mon." 2. When you're substitute teaching in a kindergarten class and you try to coax a shy child over by making kissy noises. 3. And then give that shy child a scratch behind the ears and a chin rub. "There's a good girl!" Unfortunately, given today's paranoid climate any physical contact is strongly discouraged. This means refraining from wearing Chanel No. 5 or chewing cinnamon gum. These aromatics are like catnip to kindergarteners, who will literally try to crawl onto your lap to sniff them. Similarly, during winter one should refrain from wearing soft fleecy 100 weight polartec tunics, which encourage face-rubbing hugs that leave crusty nose prints at about waist level. lol or even something like wearing toenail polish. My daughter had a boy in her class who had a foot fetish. Kathy |
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