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Old July 19th 04, 04:58 PM
Andrea
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Default Ambitious mother

A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out
of here with that dog!"

The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the
piano!"

The bartender replies, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can
stay... and have a drink on the house!"

So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts
playing. Ragtime, Mozart... and the bartender and patrons are enjoying
the music.

Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of
the neck, and drags him out. The bartender asks the guy, "What was
that all about?"

The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a
doctor."

Andrea
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