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No shrink is like a puppy licking your face.
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No shrink is like a puppy licking your face.
"Bohgosity BumaskiL" wrote in message ... http://ecn.ab.ca/~brewhaha/Sound/Puppy.mp3 Revized. Rejekted. |
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No shrink is like a puppy licking your face.
"Phyrie" wrote in message
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No shrink is like a puppy licking your face.
"Phyrie" wrote in message
... "Bohgosity BumaskiL" wrote in message ... http://ecn.ab.ca/~brewhaha/Sound/Puppy.mp3 Revized. Rejekted. Okay, I heard flat notes on the left side when I applied tube distortion, so I looked at my numbers and found that I can use more typical ratios; just change two twenty-sevens to twenty-eights. Then I had a "smaller undevicimal major third" (my only oddball ratio) that *could* be a "major third". That latter change requires re-casting one or both parts from a better starting point, probably lower. |
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No shrink is like a puppy licking your face.
"Phyrie" wrote in message
... "Bohgosity BumaskiL" wrote in message ... http://ecn.ab.ca/~brewhaha/Sound/Puppy.mp3 Revized. Rejekted. Reevizhun Two; Terminal Unison cannot be beaten. That is probably why I've been publishing dry signal. _______ http://ecn.ab.ca/~brewhaha/ BrewJay's Babble Bin |
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