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Old May 5th 12, 02:38 AM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
The Edge
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You can kick and beat and torture the **** out them and they still ask
for more.

I just kicked the jaw of my golden retriever so hard his jaw broke. and
still he is here beside me begging for pets. he was licking for crumbs
on the floor and when he disobeyed my stop order I had to punish him.
Now he has learned his lesson.

Last week he barked at me so I took a 2 x 2 of solid red oak and cracked
his skull to teach him a lesson. Lesson learned. Yeah it was messy
with the blood but he doesn't bark at me any more.

I have a female golden too. I tie her up in the basement from the
ceiling. She scares the burglars away. She likes it when my gf throws
bricks at her.

The best breed of dogs period.

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Old May 5th 12, 05:58 PM posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Dogman[_3_]
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Default What I love about Goldens...

On Fri, 04 May 2012 21:38:26 -0400, The Edge
wrote:

You can kick and beat and torture the **** out them and they still ask
for more.


Is that you, Buehller?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zyjLyBp64

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