Good Morning Guys~

I'm back , and here is a joke that someone just sent me.

Paulette~



The Hairdresser

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to
rain on your parade.

So remember this story the next time someone who knows
nothing and cares less makes your life miserable.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome
with her boyfriend.

She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded,
"Rome?"

"Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty and full of
Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their
planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So,
where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called
Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be
something special and exclusive, but it's! really a dump, the worst hotel in
the
city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced.
So, whatcha doing when you get there?"

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people
trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy

trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked
her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of
Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to
first class.

The food and wine were delicious and I had a handsome
28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd
just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest
hotel
in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their
owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "That's all well and good, but I know you
didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss
Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some
of
the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait,
the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope
walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few
words to me."

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"

He said, "Where'd you get the bad hairdo?"

I LOVE it!
Thanks for the laugh, Paulette!
Shelly & The Boys

"Kind2dogs" wrote in message
...
The Hairdresser

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best
to
rain on your parade.

So remember this story the next time someone who knows
nothing and cares less makes your life miserable.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to
Rome
with her boyfriend.

She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded,
"Rome?"

"Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty and full of
Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline.
Their
planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late.
So,
where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called
Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be
something special and exclusive, but it's! really a dump, the worst hotel
in
the
city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced.
So, whatcha doing when you get there?"

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people
trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this
lousy

trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked
her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one
of
Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us
up to
first class.

The food and wine were delicious and I had a handsome
28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd
just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest
hotel
in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us
their
owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "That's all well and good, but I know
you
didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss
Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet
some
of
the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and
wait,
the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope
walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few
words to me."

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"

He said, "Where'd you get the bad hairdo?"

I LOVE it!
Thanks for the laugh, Paulette!
Shelly & The Boys

"Kind2dogs" wrote in message
...
The Hairdresser

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best
to
rain on your parade.

So remember this story the next time someone who knows
nothing and cares less makes your life miserable.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to
Rome
with her boyfriend.

She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded,
"Rome?"

"Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty and full of
Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline.
Their
planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late.
So,
where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called
Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be
something special and exclusive, but it's! really a dump, the worst hotel
in
the
city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced.
So, whatcha doing when you get there?"

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people
trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this
lousy

trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked
her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one
of
Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us
up to
first class.

The food and wine were delicious and I had a handsome
28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd
just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest
hotel
in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us
their
owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "That's all well and good, but I know
you
didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss
Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet
some
of
the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and
wait,
the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope
walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few
words to me."

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"

He said, "Where'd you get the bad hairdo?"

Subject: OT Joke
From: "Shelly & The Boys"
Date: Sat, Sep 13, 2003 12:10 PM
Message-id:


"Kind2dogs" wrote in message
...
Subject: OT Joke
From: "Shelly & The Boys"
Date: Sat, Sep 13, 2003 11:53 AM
Message-id:

I LOVE it!
Thanks for the laugh, Paulette!
Shelly & The Boys

You're welcome.

Now I am trying to learn how to UPLOAD pics on a web page.

ACK!!

Woofs

Paulette~

You can do it, and when you do, please tell us! I'd love to
see some of your Chessies!
Shelly (Who *just* uploaded new Bodhi photos--under the "Perching
Belgians" header) & The Boys

Subject: OT Joke
From: "Shelly & The Boys"
Date: Sat, Sep 13, 2003 12:10 PM
Message-id:


"Kind2dogs" wrote in message
...
Subject: OT Joke
From: "Shelly & The Boys"
Date: Sat, Sep 13, 2003 11:53 AM
Message-id:

I LOVE it!
Thanks for the laugh, Paulette!
Shelly & The Boys

You're welcome.

Now I am trying to learn how to UPLOAD pics on a web page.

ACK!!

Woofs

Paulette~

You can do it, and when you do, please tell us! I'd love to
see some of your Chessies!
Shelly (Who *just* uploaded new Bodhi photos--under the "Perching
Belgians" header) & The Boys