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Old November 1st 03, 05:00 PM
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A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts
wherever she touches it.

Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her
knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes
her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."

I thought so," the doctor says. ........... "Hun, your finger is broken".

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Old November 1st 03, 05:03 PM
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The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."


hey, i resemble that remark.

-kelly
red, again. blonde is so boring.


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Old November 1st 03, 05:03 PM
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The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."


hey, i resemble that remark.

-kelly
red, again. blonde is so boring.


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Old November 1st 03, 05:03 PM
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"Kind2dogs" wrote in message
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The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."


hey, i resemble that remark.

-kelly
red, again. blonde is so boring.


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Old November 1st 03, 05:22 PM
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Subject: OT A Blonde Joke : )



I thought it was a cute joke, but hey I am not PC. ; )


it is. sorry, i forgot the smiley. it was just funny, because i was a
blonde last week.

-kelly


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Old November 1st 03, 05:22 PM
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I thought it was a cute joke, but hey I am not PC. ; )


it is. sorry, i forgot the smiley. it was just funny, because i was a
blonde last week.

-kelly


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Old November 1st 03, 05:22 PM
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Subject: OT A Blonde Joke : )



I thought it was a cute joke, but hey I am not PC. ; )


it is. sorry, i forgot the smiley. it was just funny, because i was a
blonde last week.

-kelly


 




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