How many oldtimers remember the Bad Dog list that Harold Reynolds
maintained?

I went looking for it today, and it appears that both his website
and his email address are kaput. So I snagged it from his final
posting of it to .misc:

http://www.panix.com/~mshaw/dogs/baddog.txt

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"[The Blues] is the kind of music that doesn't
mince words -- it gets right to it." -Bonnie Raitt

(Mark Shaw) wrote in
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How many oldtimers remember the Bad Dog list that Harold Reynolds
maintained?

Dear god, I'm still laughing at these:

-I will not shake hands with a guest, then flop down onto his feet while
I
clean my No-No.

-I will not tear open the box containing the deceased guinea pig that my
humans were about to bury and scare my Mommy by carrying him into the
house like a stuffed toy and looking at her as if to say, "I think this
guy got outside by some mistake! Isn't he supposed to be INSIDE in his
cage?!?"

-The plastic owl is to scare woodpeckers, since I'm not a woodpecker, I
won't be scared.

-I will not bite my Daddy in the ass when he turns away just after
scolding me.

-I will not drop my human's pager in the toilet, even if he told me to
'drop it'.

And last but not least:

-I will not chew the dog training book, especially when it is a library
book and my mother is a librarian.

Cate

(Mark Shaw) wrote in
:

How many oldtimers remember the Bad Dog list that Harold Reynolds
maintained?

Dear god, I'm still laughing at these:

-I will not shake hands with a guest, then flop down onto his feet while
I
clean my No-No.

-I will not tear open the box containing the deceased guinea pig that my
humans were about to bury and scare my Mommy by carrying him into the
house like a stuffed toy and looking at her as if to say, "I think this
guy got outside by some mistake! Isn't he supposed to be INSIDE in his
cage?!?"

-The plastic owl is to scare woodpeckers, since I'm not a woodpecker, I
won't be scared.

-I will not bite my Daddy in the ass when he turns away just after
scolding me.

-I will not drop my human's pager in the toilet, even if he told me to
'drop it'.

And last but not least:

-I will not chew the dog training book, especially when it is a library
book and my mother is a librarian.

Cate

(Mark Shaw) wrote in
:

How many oldtimers remember the Bad Dog list that Harold Reynolds
maintained?

Dear god, I'm still laughing at these:

-I will not shake hands with a guest, then flop down onto his feet while
I
clean my No-No.

-I will not tear open the box containing the deceased guinea pig that my
humans were about to bury and scare my Mommy by carrying him into the
house like a stuffed toy and looking at her as if to say, "I think this
guy got outside by some mistake! Isn't he supposed to be INSIDE in his
cage?!?"

-The plastic owl is to scare woodpeckers, since I'm not a woodpecker, I
won't be scared.

-I will not bite my Daddy in the ass when he turns away just after
scolding me.

-I will not drop my human's pager in the toilet, even if he told me to
'drop it'.

And last but not least:

-I will not chew the dog training book, especially when it is a library
book and my mother is a librarian.

Cate

(Mark Shaw) wrote in
:

How many oldtimers remember the Bad Dog list that Harold Reynolds
maintained?

Dear god, I'm still laughing at these:

-I will not shake hands with a guest, then flop down onto his feet while
I
clean my No-No.

-I will not tear open the box containing the deceased guinea pig that my
humans were about to bury and scare my Mommy by carrying him into the
house like a stuffed toy and looking at her as if to say, "I think this
guy got outside by some mistake! Isn't he supposed to be INSIDE in his
cage?!?"

-The plastic owl is to scare woodpeckers, since I'm not a woodpecker, I
won't be scared.

-I will not bite my Daddy in the ass when he turns away just after
scolding me.

-I will not drop my human's pager in the toilet, even if he told me to
'drop it'.

And last but not least:

-I will not chew the dog training book, especially when it is a library
book and my mother is a librarian.

Cate

Mark Shaw wrote:
How many oldtimers remember the Bad Dog list that Harold Reynolds
maintained?

I went looking for it today, and it appears that both his website
and his email address are kaput. So I snagged it from his final
posting of it to .misc:

http://www.panix.com/~mshaw/dogs/baddog.txt

OMG, I'm still ROFLMAO!

I hadn't seen this - thanks for reposting it!

FurPaw


--
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

To reply, unleash the dog.

Mark Shaw wrote:
How many oldtimers remember the Bad Dog list that Harold Reynolds
maintained?

I went looking for it today, and it appears that both his website
and his email address are kaput. So I snagged it from his final
posting of it to .misc:

http://www.panix.com/~mshaw/dogs/baddog.txt

OMG, I'm still ROFLMAO!

I hadn't seen this - thanks for reposting it!

FurPaw


--
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

To reply, unleash the dog.

Mark Shaw wrote:
How many oldtimers remember the Bad Dog list that Harold Reynolds
maintained?

I went looking for it today, and it appears that both his website
and his email address are kaput. So I snagged it from his final
posting of it to .misc:

http://www.panix.com/~mshaw/dogs/baddog.txt

OMG, I'm still ROFLMAO!

I hadn't seen this - thanks for reposting it!

FurPaw


--
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

To reply, unleash the dog.

Mark Shaw wrote:
How many oldtimers remember the Bad Dog list that Harold Reynolds
maintained?

I went looking for it today, and it appears that both his website
and his email address are kaput. So I snagged it from his final
posting of it to .misc:

http://www.panix.com/~mshaw/dogs/baddog.txt

OMG, I'm still ROFLMAO!

I hadn't seen this - thanks for reposting it!

FurPaw


--
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

To reply, unleash the dog.

Very funny! thanks for sharing

--
Kristen and
Kali CDX, CGC, TDIA, TT
www.kristenandkali.com



"Mark Shaw" wrote in message
...
How many oldtimers remember the Bad Dog list that Harold Reynolds
maintained?

I went looking for it today, and it appears that both his website
and his email address are kaput. So I snagged it from his final
posting of it to .misc:

http://www.panix.com/~mshaw/dogs/baddog.txt

--
Mark Shaw contact info at homepage -- http://www.panix.com/~mshaw
================================================== ======================
"[The Blues] is the kind of music that doesn't
mince words -- it gets right to it." -Bonnie Raitt