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telephone contact information for ComCast
Customer Call Center: 1-800-COMCAST
For any abuse inquiries, you can also contact our abuse department directly by writing or calling 856-317-7272. |
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Sionnach wrote: Customer Call Center: 1-800-COMCAST For any abuse inquiries, you can also contact our abuse department directly by writing or calling 856-317-7272. Oh no!! The Wrath of the Drones! BWAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!! Let me ask you something, Spinach. Do you think Comcast has outlawed parody and satire? The way I've gone about making monkeys out of people here is no different than the way SNL makes monkeys out of politicians and celebrities. It's not my fault that the people I've made monkeys out of are too stupid to understand that. BWAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!! michael live... http://dogtv.com |
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michael wrote in message ...
Sionnach wrote: Customer Call Center: 1-800-COMCAST For any abuse inquiries, you can also contact our abuse department directly by writing or calling 856-317-7272. Oh no!! The Wrath of the Drones! BWAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!! Let me ask you something, Spinach. Do you think Comcast has outlawed parody and satire? The way I've gone about making monkeys out of people here is no different than the way SNL makes monkeys out of politicians and celebrities. It's not my fault that the people I've made monkeys out of are too stupid to understand that. BWAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!! michael live... http://dogtv.com Let me ask you something, Chicken Soup - do you REALLY think you've done anything? Oh - how is that book coming? Tell us! If it's anything like your "videos" it will prove to be god awful. When you actually DO SOMETHING, get back to us. Until then, you are a total loser... What publisher and when is the due date for this "book?" Have a great life...liar... |
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michael wrote in message ...
Sionnach wrote: Customer Call Center: 1-800-COMCAST For any abuse inquiries, you can also contact our abuse department directly by writing or calling 856-317-7272. Oh no!! The Wrath of the Drones! BWAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!! Let me ask you something, Spinach. Do you think Comcast has outlawed parody and satire? The way I've gone about making monkeys out of people here is no different than the way SNL makes monkeys out of politicians and celebrities. It's not my fault that the people I've made monkeys out of are too stupid to understand that. BWAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!! michael live... http://dogtv.com Let me ask you something, Chicken Soup - do you REALLY think you've done anything? Oh - how is that book coming? Tell us! If it's anything like your "videos" it will prove to be god awful. When you actually DO SOMETHING, get back to us. Until then, you are a total loser... What publisher and when is the due date for this "book?" Have a great life...liar... |
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and heres another 1-800-getphucked...
"Sionnach" wrote in message ... : Customer Call Center: 1-800-COMCAST : : : For any abuse inquiries, you can also contact our : abuse department directly by writing or calling : 856-317-7272. : : |
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and heres another 1-800-getphucked...
"Sionnach" wrote in message ... : Customer Call Center: 1-800-COMCAST : : : For any abuse inquiries, you can also contact our : abuse department directly by writing or calling : 856-317-7272. : : |
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On Sat, 10 Jan 2004 10:56:01 -0500, "Sionnach"
wrote: Customer Call Center: 1-800-COMCAST For any abuse inquiries, you can also contact our abuse department directly by writing or calling 856-317-7272. In an effort to put this matter in context, I have prepared a transcript of some posts from last night. This exchange is one of the funniest things I've ever read on Usenet. I think Comcast should give this guy a free account for life. Charlie -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MIKE (PRETENDING TO BE SALLY): Wouldn't it be smarter to just say something like "the above is a forgery" and not let him get his jollies by mentioning him by name? You are just egging him on and he feeds off that. MELINDA SHORE (TAKING THE BAIT): I think so, too. Best bet is probably to install pgp or gpg or some other widely-used message authentication stuff. I need to get organized and move some keys around, but that should take care of any questions about whether or not I'm the author of a given message. You all might want to consider doing the same. MIKE (PRETENDING TO BE SALLY): BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! MIKE (PRETENDING TO BE MELINDA): Ugh. I don't think I've been caught off guard like this since 1985 when I was running a Commodore 64. I still take it out every now and then and tinker with it. I have the manual, still sealed in plastic. SALLY (TAKING THE BAIT): Say something in Siberian to me so I'll know it's you. G We supposedly got 18 or so inches here, though it doesn't look that deep. But that could be because the huskyblowers are plowing paths through the yard. MATT (TRYING TO BE HELPFUL): That was the insane one, too. SALLY (THINKING MATT IS MIKE): Acknowledging your problem is half the battle; now get some help. MATT (THINKING SALLY IS MIKE): Thanks, Mike. Let me try this tact: give me a phone call, Michael, collect if you want. MIKE: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!! MATT: OK, so you can't find my number. Email me then. SALLY: Okay, I am now totally confused. |
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On Sat, 10 Jan 2004 10:56:01 -0500, "Sionnach"
wrote: Customer Call Center: 1-800-COMCAST For any abuse inquiries, you can also contact our abuse department directly by writing or calling 856-317-7272. In an effort to put this matter in context, I have prepared a transcript of some posts from last night. This exchange is one of the funniest things I've ever read on Usenet. I think Comcast should give this guy a free account for life. Charlie -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MIKE (PRETENDING TO BE SALLY): Wouldn't it be smarter to just say something like "the above is a forgery" and not let him get his jollies by mentioning him by name? You are just egging him on and he feeds off that. MELINDA SHORE (TAKING THE BAIT): I think so, too. Best bet is probably to install pgp or gpg or some other widely-used message authentication stuff. I need to get organized and move some keys around, but that should take care of any questions about whether or not I'm the author of a given message. You all might want to consider doing the same. MIKE (PRETENDING TO BE SALLY): BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! MIKE (PRETENDING TO BE MELINDA): Ugh. I don't think I've been caught off guard like this since 1985 when I was running a Commodore 64. I still take it out every now and then and tinker with it. I have the manual, still sealed in plastic. SALLY (TAKING THE BAIT): Say something in Siberian to me so I'll know it's you. G We supposedly got 18 or so inches here, though it doesn't look that deep. But that could be because the huskyblowers are plowing paths through the yard. MATT (TRYING TO BE HELPFUL): That was the insane one, too. SALLY (THINKING MATT IS MIKE): Acknowledging your problem is half the battle; now get some help. MATT (THINKING SALLY IS MIKE): Thanks, Mike. Let me try this tact: give me a phone call, Michael, collect if you want. MIKE: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!! MATT: OK, so you can't find my number. Email me then. SALLY: Okay, I am now totally confused. |
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Charlie Wilkes wrote: On Sat, 10 Jan 2004 10:56:01 -0500, "Sionnach" wrote: Customer Call Center: 1-800-COMCAST For any abuse inquiries, you can also contact our abuse department directly by writing or calling 856-317-7272. In an effort to put this matter in context, I have prepared a transcript of some posts from last night. This exchange is one of the funniest things I've ever read on Usenet. I think Comcast should give this guy a free account for life. Charlie -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MIKE (PRETENDING TO BE SALLY): Wouldn't it be smarter to just say something like "the above is a forgery" and not let him get his jollies by mentioning him by name? You are just egging him on and he feeds off that. MELINDA SHORE (TAKING THE BAIT): I think so, too. Best bet is probably to install pgp or gpg or some other widely-used message authentication stuff. I need to get organized and move some keys around, but that should take care of any questions about whether or not I'm the author of a given message. You all might want to consider doing the same. MIKE (PRETENDING TO BE SALLY): BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! MIKE (PRETENDING TO BE MELINDA): Ugh. I don't think I've been caught off guard like this since 1985 when I was running a Commodore 64. I still take it out every now and then and tinker with it. I have the manual, still sealed in plastic. SALLY (TAKING THE BAIT): Say something in Siberian to me so I'll know it's you. G We supposedly got 18 or so inches here, though it doesn't look that deep. But that could be because the huskyblowers are plowing paths through the yard. MATT (TRYING TO BE HELPFUL): That was the insane one, too. SALLY (THINKING MATT IS MIKE): Acknowledging your problem is half the battle; now get some help. MATT (THINKING SALLY IS MIKE): Thanks, Mike. Let me try this tact: give me a phone call, Michael, collect if you want. MIKE: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!! MATT: OK, so you can't find my number. Email me then. SALLY: Okay, I am now totally confused. Excellent Charlie, Only you forgot one thing. After Sally said she was totally confused, Mike added a final BWAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Thanks so much for doing that. I was going to do it myself, just for those of you who got lost along the way, but I'm too lazy. Thanks Charlie! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!!!! this is michael reporting live... http://dogtv.com |
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